Our Products contain a proprietary blend of all-natural tryptamines&erinacines. If you are tired of not understanding what those compounds mean or why we choose to use them you’ve come to the right place. So why tryptamines?
No-Neurotoxicity: Unlike other compounds, tryptamines do not damage serotonin neurons or other parts of the brain. They primarily bind to serotonin receptors temporarily without causing structural harm.
Rapid Metabolism: The body efficiently breaks down these compounds, and they are eliminated within hours (e.g., tryptamines are metabolized in minutes to hours). For more info please check out our full article on tryptamines here.
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Product Details
Our Mushroom chocolates are produced in the USA, ensuring that each piece's quality is considered carefully. We are proud to offer chocolate that is not only effective but contains all ethically sourced materials made by fair-wage employees. We take pride in the production of these products that not only help provide people with fun, and new experiences but also provide them to those who truly can benefit from their use.
Ingredients:
Proprietary Mushroom Blend
Sugar
Milk Powder
Cocoa Butter
Cocoa Mass
Soy lecithin & Vanilla
This product contains no Psilocybin, Psilocin, Amanita, THC, or 4ACO
What can I expect to feel?
Everyone's experience is unique and special to them but let's talk general.
1-3 squares of our chocolate will create energy & mental clarity without any of the traditional trippy effects. This is the point of the micro-dose if you want to learn more about micro dosing check out this article(Microdose article link)
4-6 squares of our chocolate is going to take you to a place with all the energy and clarity but it will also come with a side of the giggles.
7-12 squares of our chocolate is the true trippy territory where visuals will become stronger and more intense for most users.
How to Have a Better Trip
Congratulations on checking this tab out! You are now almost 10x more likely to have a better experience! Remember that many people have referred to Mushrooms as “ the holder of knowledge” so to get the most out of them, it should be no surprise we need a little knowledge.
If you are looking for a true Micro-dose then you want to use a 1:2 day ratio to ensure you get the best results. So you will dose on day 1 then take 2 days off to eliminate the possibility of building a tolerance. Then day 4 you will repeat.
Make sure you are hydrated but as close to an EMPTY stomach as possible. Mixing with food can reduce the effective dose by up to 80%.
Do not eat more after your first dose, it WILL NOT increase the strength. Once your receptors are working on the first dose they will not make use of the second dose till they are completely done with the first.
Congratulations, you know more about dosing mushrooms than 95% of the world's population!
Have Fun, Be Safe, and Enjoy your journey!
Important Saftey Information
**Important Safety Information for Moocah Use**
- **DO NOT consume Moocah** if you plan to operate any vehicle, machinery, or heavy equipment within the next 12 hours.
- **Moocah is not intended for individuals under the age
of 21.**
Before adding Moocah or any dietary supplement to your routine, it is strongly recommended to consult with a healthcare professional.
Moocah is **not suitable** for:
- Individuals with pre-existing medical conditions
- Those undergoing pharmacological treatment
- Pregnant, nursing, or potentially expecting individuals
Additionally, avoid combining Moocah with other substances that may alter consciousness, as this may pose serious risks.
Looking for a more relaxed trip? Moocah Chocolates lead the way!
Perfect for:
Newcomers to Micro-dosing that want a tasty way to take their doses!
Those who cannot eat regular mushrooms without an upset stomach
Someone interested in the benefits of Micro-dosing.
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 2822 reviews.
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Product is good works like a charm but last two orders took longer then projected and I have photos of the Mass that was gummies in several bags I'm a little annoyed because I can't dose with those well
Giggly high while chilling with friends and watching movies. I ate 4 gummies on a fairly empty stomach. Vibrant colors and swirls. These definitely work!
After first order of trip kit, I order mega doser n exclusive kits. Love the experiences. The best for meditation. Finish many bags n bars already. No disappointments
Nicely surprised with these! I ate half a bar, and for about 90min it reminded me of the old purple mescaline tabs from decades ago! No hangover, or after effects!
3 of um is other DENNISON visit for me krank up some Stoner Doors Metal kick back turn on the Laser show hit the Fog Machine Black light up all the tapestry n Blast the YOU KNOW off these lil things are Definitely Super Fun! Preciate the service E420 Keep Up the good work 🤘🤯
Best time ever😄
I ended up watching crocodile videos and heavily advise others should to it’s the most confusing funny and amazing moments ever
10 out of 10 best believe I’ll have another order at my doorstep again
I like it. Take it on an empty stomach. It finally worked for me when I took 5 on an empty stomach, after fasting all night. Had some intense effects in the beginning (started about 30 min), peaked around 2 hours in, ended by around 4 hours. But felt manageable. Felt like I wasn’t tripping too hard. Nice feeling, some emotional release, hung out with some nature and nice hike. Can’t wait to take the high dose next time.
I struggle with PTSD and these Gummies have really helped me when I am triggered and fighter flight mode. They completely calm and relax me and help me enjoy life and live in the moment. I’m also very claustrophobic and when I know I’m going to have to be in a close space I take these and they completely take the fear away. I highly recommend them.
Definitely work that's for sure. I was cocky about it the first time I ordered them, ate 5 pieces and it sent me to the moon for a little while lol. I did build a tolerance quick for them though so recommend taking a break between eating them atleast a week in between and ya there great. I couldn't imagine eating an entire bar. And the chocolate is good! I ordered more already.
Its good product! I enjoyed the buzz but kinda bumbed you have to take at least 6 pieces to feel anything and im 4'11 and 110lbs. Also once you take it and wares off you can't take more because it wont work. Same with it not be as affective the next day. But its a great product def recommend trying it.
These are a few of my favorite things!!! Helps with pain, histamine issues and autonomic neuropathy symptoms!!! My blood pressure is close to normal. Helps me function during the day and sleep at night!
Traded my THC for these!❤️
The candy bar had a very quick activation time and lasted around 6 hours. I took 3 bites the first two times and had very enjoyable trips. Then I took 7 for the next time a few days later, and had a fantastic trip and a very productive day doing chores. I am recommending them to everyone.
Wow this thing was insane, I thought when it said no psilocybin I was a bit worried but holy **** this thing hit better than regular shroom bars, granted I didn’t have too much to eat that day but 1 full bar for a 160 pound dude it hit better than the regular shroom bars, 10/10 would recommend and I’ll definitely be buying more
Okay just wanna say start small if its your first time. I thought to myself these cant be that strong so i took the whole bag, cut to me 4 hrs later loving life an enjoying one heck of ride. 1000% getting these more ofter.
DO NOT consume Moocah if you plan to operate any vehicle, machinery, or heavy equipment within the next 12 hours.
Moocah is not intended for individuals under the age of 21.
Before adding Moocah or any dietary supplement to your routine, it is strongly recommended to consult with a healthcare professional.
Moocah is not suitable for:
Individuals with pre-existing medical conditions
Those undergoing pharmacological treatment
Pregnant, nursing, or potentially expecting individuals
Additionally, avoid combining Moocah with additional substances that alter consciousness, as this may pose serious risks.
How long before I feel something? / How long will it last?
Micro-dose will begin slightly faster but can be harder to tell. You can expect effects in 30 minutes that will last about 2-4 hours.
Mega-Dose will take a little longer to kick in but once you do, hold the F*** on to something. They can take up to an hour to kick in but will last anywhere from 3-5 hours.
Does this product really work?
Yes. However what is special about our product line is you do not have to experience stomach discomfort, possible vomiting, and a 0% chance of having a “bad trip” due to the fact we do not use any form of 4ACO which can be the source of many “bad trips”.